shut the fuck up joe

Finally someone said it.

shut the fuck up joe

Science my arse.
Where are your Higgs Boson particles science?
eh?
WHERE ARE THEY???
Without them 'science' is just an amusing set of theories that resolve down to nothing.

LOGICOLOGY  ITT

Yes. 11,000,000x magnification plus girth.

Questioning my microscope leads to science. Science leads to pain. Do not question my microscope.

Everyone's a cunt. People who question my science especially so.

yeah

Really?

Yes. 11,000,000x magnification plus girth.

Questioning my microscope leads to science. Science leads to pain. Do not question my microscope.

Everyone's a cunt. People who question my science especially so.

I am not Ryan. Ryan is a cunt. Everyone's a cunt.

I did my science to Ryan once. He tried to prove that the Large Hadron Collider would cause a magnetic pole shift which would make everyone think women over the age of 15 were revolting and that women under the age of 15 are alluring. He had pie charts and everything. He didn't stand a chance. I blinded him with science, but not before I held him down, came on his face and blinded him with my sperm.

He screamed like a bitch. Cunt. Everyone's a cunt.

Are you starting? Do you want some of my SCIENCE? I scientifically proved that logic is science. See:

1. Logic is constructing arguments from premises while trying to avoid fallacies.
2. I've had lots of arguments about science and won them all, and didn't use any fallacies.
3. Logic is science.

"Ah," you say, stroking your beard, which even I will admit is full and slightly racist. "But, how can you have proved that logic is science using the science of logic?"

"Simple," I say stroking the beard as well and admiring its BNP membership card. "Because I just proved that logic is science. Therefore I used that same science to prove logically that logic is science. When I'd proved that, I could officially claim that logic is science using the logicy science."

My microscope is bigger than your microscope.

Really?

Hang on a second! The last person to try and rattle me with the "Rumpelstiltskin manoeuvre" was Ryan Williams. Ryan is that you? Please be you. I've looked all over for you. Have you come home son?

I am not Ryan. Ryan is a cunt. Everyone's a cunt.

I did my science to Ryan once. He tried to prove that the Large Hadron Collider would cause a magnetic pole shift which would make everyone think women over the age of 15 were revolting and that women under the age of 15 are alluring. He had pie charts and everything. He didn't stand a chance. I blinded him with science, but not before I held him down, came on his face and blinded him with my sperm.

He screamed like a bitch. Cunt. Everyone's a cunt.

Also honey you appear to have confused science (a method for testing hypothesis by attempting to prove they are wrong) with logic (various schools of philosophy that attempt to construct watertight arguments from premises while trying to avoid fallacies).

If you had a microscope you'd know that.

Are you starting? Do you want some of my SCIENCE? I scientifically proved that logic is science. See:

1. Logic is constructing arguments from premises while trying to avoid fallacies.
2. I've had lots of arguments about science and won them all, and didn't use any fallacies.
3. Logic is science.

"Ah," you say, stroking your beard, which even I will admit is full and slightly racist. "But, how can you have proved that logic is science using the science of logic?"

"Simple," I say stroking the beard as well and admiring its BNP membership card. "Because I just proved that logic is science. Therefore I used that same science to prove logically that logic is science. When I'd proved that, I could officially claim that logic is science using the logicy science."

My microscope is bigger than your microscope.

Nothing gets me going like a bit of science in the evening. I've spent some time thinking up a theory as to why Webs is such a prick. I've called it The Webs-Anus Theory Regarding Anus Posts Every Day, or TWATRAPED for short.

Hypothesis: Webs is a spastic.

Proof: I proved the hypothesis correct by use of simple logic, being the greatest logician the world has ever known:

1) I don't like Webs.
2) Insulting Webs is fun.
3) "Spastic" is a great insult (see the Postulate Regarding The Word "Spastic" And Derivatives As An Insult by Mr Paul Mann)
4) Therefore it's fun to call Webs a spastic.
5) Webs is a spastic.

Efforts were underway to formally diagnose Webs of spasticism, however a suitable professor of spasticology was not available. My advanced logic has proved he possesses spasticism with no need for invasive tests or qualified diagnostic procedures, meaning that I have won science forever.

Webs is also a cunt, but that's because everyone's a cunt.

Enable registration again. Science demands it. Keeping it disabled aids and abets paedophiles, who have been mathematically proved to have a 90% chance of being either Ryan Williams or RobFalcon.

Also honey you appear to have confused science (a method for testing hypothesis by attempting to prove they are wrong) with logic (various schools of philosophy that attempt to construct watertight arguments from premises while trying to avoid fallacies).

If you had a microscope you'd know that.

Though you are correct about "spastic" it's the king of non-swearing insults 

Hang on a second! The last person to try and rattle me with the "Rumpelstiltskin manoeuvre" was Ryan Williams. Ryan is that you? Please be you. I've looked all over for you. Have you come home son?